Home Funny Jim decided to propose to Sandy,

Jim decided to propose to Sandy,

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance.

Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that l*ft her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.

“I too have a problem. My p*nis is the same size as an inf*nt and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”

She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your inf*nt p*nis.”

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch t*as*ng, holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s p*nts, she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, “You told me your p*nis was the size of an inf*nt!”

“Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”