A medical student determined to become a top-tier proctologist went down to the morgue after hours to get some extra practice.
He uncovered the first corpse and was baffled to find a cork plugged tightly into its backside. Filled with curiosity, he pulled the cork out. Instantly, music started blasting from the body: “On the road again, just can’t wait to get on the road again…”
Completely freaked out, the student ran to find the Medical Assistant (M.A.) and dragged him back to the examination table. “You have to look at this!” the student cried, yanking the cork out a second time as the country song started playing once more.
The M.A. just stood there, looking completely unimpressed.
“Are you kidding me?” the student gasped. “Isn’t that the most mind-blowing thing you’ve ever seen?!”
The M.A. shrugged and replied, “Not really, pal. Any asshole can sing country music.”
