The New Nightgown
One afternoon, a wife came home excited after a shopping trip, carrying a small boutique bag.
“I bought something special today,” she said with a smile.
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any und*rcl0thes and c@me sw*nging before the husband.
She slowly twirled in front of her husband with a playful smile.
The husband stared in amazement.
“My goodness,” he said. “You look absolutely gorgeous… and incredibly s*xy.”
The wife grinned and nodded proudly.
“I tried it on exactly like this at the store…”
“…and the salesman was the first one to tell me so.” 😂
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A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him.
As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly continued his milking.
To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from Little Johnny, turned around and walked away.
‘Weren’t you afraid?’ one of the workers asked Johnny.
‘Not at all,’ the Little Johnny replied,
‘ I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.’
