An elderly couple stops at a petrol station somewhere in Bavaria on their way to their holiday.
The gas station attendant comes and asks:
“Good day, should I fill up the tank?”
“Yes, go ahead,” the old man replied.
The old lady asks:
“What did he say?”
“HE ASKED IF HE SHOULD FILL UP THE FUEL!” shouts the man.
The gas station attendant continues asking:
“And where is the journey taking us?”
“We are going on holiday to Lake Chiemsee, to our son’s house,” the man replied.
The woman asks again:
“What did he say?”
“HE ASKED WHERE WE WERE GOING! I TOLD HIM, TO LAKE CHIEMSEE!”
The gas station attendant:
“You’re in luck, the weather is supposed to be really nice there for the next two weeks.”
The woman:
“What did he say?”
“HE SAYS THE WEATHER WILL BE GOOD!”
The gas station attendant asks:
“And where do you live when you’re not on vacation?”
“In Augsburg,” the man replies.
“Oh really? I was there once too… I met a woman there. She talked non-stop… and she was a disaster in bed too!”
The woman:
“What did he say?”
The man replies dryly:
“HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU WELL!”
