She Promised to Love Him No Matter What…
Newly married, a man and his wife are spending their honeymoon.
In the evenings they lie in bed together.
The man looks lovingly at his wife and asks:
“Honey, would you still love me if I were disf*gured in an accident?”
She takes his hand.
“Of course I would love you.”
He nods.
“And what if I suddenly couldn’t earn any more money?”
“Even then I would love you.”
“And what if I lost my well-paid job and my parents disinherited me?”
She smiles tenderly at him.
“Of course I would still love you.”
She takes a short break.
“And I would miss you terribly.”
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A football stadium is sold out completely.
Only one seat remains empty.
A fan who couldn’t find a seat goes to the man next to him and asks:
“Excuse me, is this seat free?”
The man shakes his head.
“No. That one is reserved for my wife.”
The fan nods and leaves.
Twenty minutes later, the square is still empty.
So he tries again.
“Excuse me… it seems your wife didn’t come after all?”
The man replies sadly:
“No.”
“She sadly p@ssed aw@y yesterday.”
“My sincere condolences,” says the fan.
“But couldn’t someone from your family have used the place?”
The man shakes his head.
“Impossible.”
“They are all at her funer@l.”
