He Had €18,000 to Spend… His Wife Had Other Plans
A man wakes up in the hospital and is wrapped in bandages from head to toe.
“Ah! I see they are awake again,” says the doctor, standing next to his bed.
“You were in a serious rear-end collision, but don’t worry. You did break some bones, but you’ll make a full recovery.” – “However…” the doctor looked at the man sympathetically, “you lost your p*nis in the accident. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find it in the wreckage. But we have good news: We’ve developed a completely new method of p*nis reconstruction, which you’ll have to pay for yourself. And here’s another piece of good news: You’ll receive €18,000 from your accident insurance, and the operation costs €1,000 per centimeter. I would strongly advise you to discuss this with your wife before making a decision.”
“I mean, if they only had 12 centimeters before, your wife would probably be scared at 18 centimeters. Or vice versa, disappointed.”
The man nodded thoughtfully, absorbing all the information. “Yes, Doctor. I will do that.”
The doctor comes to the patient the next day and asks: “Well, were you able to speak with your wife?”
“Yes, Doctor, I have.”
“So? Has she decided what she wants?”
“Yes, she did!”
“So what will it be then?”
“A new kitchen!”
