Two aliens land next to a gas station on a lonely country road.
They get out of their spaceship and waddle towards the first thing that looks like a living being – a gas pump.
“Earthling, take me to your leader!” the first alien says harshly. Naturally, he receives no answer.
“Earthling, take me to your leader!” he then repeated more harshly.
When the gas pump still doesn’t respond, he pulls out his laser blaster and says to his colleague: “If this earthling doesn’t show me respect, then I’ll teach him some!”
“Uh, do what you think is right,” his buddy replied, “but wait until I’ve walked back a bit.”
Slightly bewildered, the first alien lets his companion waddle 50 meters away from the gas station before aiming his weapon at the silent pump.
“Earthling, take me to your leader immediately!” he growls, and after a few seconds of silence, he angrily pulls the trigger.
After the massive explosion, he finds himself lying on his back quite a distance from the remains of the gas station.
As he groans and brushes the dust off his spacesuit, he asks the other alien: “Tell me, if you knew what was going to happen, why didn’t you warn me?”
“I didn’t know what would happen,” said the other, “but I’m not going to mess with someone who can wrap his p*nis twice around his hips and then stick it in his ear!”
