During Sunday church service, a woman suddenly stood up to share her testimony.
“I just want to thank God,” she began. “My husband was in a terrible accident, and his scrotum was crushed!”
Every man in the church immediately crossed his legs.
A few women gasped.
The woman continued happily:
“The doctors spent hours repairing it with metal plates and screws. Thanks to everyone’s prayers, he has made a full recovery!”
The congregation erupted in applause.
Her husband slowly stood up from the pew.
He looked embarrassed.
“Hi, everyone… I’m Bob.”
He cleared his throat.
“I just wanted to clarify something.”
“My wife meant to say sternum.”
The room went completely silent.
Bob sighed.
“So, technically…”
“The only thing that was completely crushed today…”
“…was my reputation.”
