A blonde walks into an electrical store and points proudly at a large appliance.
“I’d like to buy that TV,” she says.
The assistant barely looks up and replies,
“Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”
Offended, she storms out, goes to a salon nearby, and dyes her hair brunette.
The next day she comes back, walks up to a different assistant, and confidently says,
“I’d like to buy that TV over there.”
The assistant stares at her for a moment and says,
“Sorry… we still don’t serve blondes.”
Completely shocked, she asks,
“How do you people keep knowing I’m blonde?!”
The assistant slowly removes his glasses, looks at her very seriously, and says:
“Ma’am… because that’s a microwave.”
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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars.”
Tom gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!”, she screams, “You never told me you were married before!”
Tom’s reply,
“I wasn’t”.
