A car gets pulled over on a bridge.
A cop walks up… smiling.
Cop: “Congratulations! You’re the ONE MILLIONTH car to cross this bridge. The city is giving you $20,000!”
The driver lights up.
Big smile.
Couldn’t believe his luck.
Driver: “Perfect! I can finally get my driver’s license!”
The cop freezes.
Before he can react—
The wife leans over, embarrassed:
Wife: “Ignore him, officer… he’s drunk.”
The cop blinks.
Processing.
From the back seat, an old lady yells:
Grandma: “I told you! We’re not getting far in a st*len car!”
“It just kept getting worse.”
