A girl’s sitting alone at a bar.
A well-dressed guy walks up.
Doesn’t say a word.
Just stands there… casually checking his watch.
She finally goes:
“Are you waiting for someone?”
He smiles:
“No. This isn’t a regular watch.”
(pauses for effect)
“It reads minds.”
She raises an eyebrow:
“Oh really? Then tell me what I’m thinking.”
He glances at the watch.
Looks straight at her.
Confident.
“You’re thinking… you like me.”
She bursts out laughing:
Yeah, no. That thing is WAY off.
One second of silence.
He slowly looks back at the watch…
taps it…
shakes his head.
“Ah… makes sense. It’s running about an hour early.”
He takes a sip of his drink.
Like nothing happened.
