A man was walking past a bar when a nun stopped him outside.
She looked disappointed and said,
“My son, alcohol is a terrible temptation. Drunkenness separates a man from the Lord.”
The man shrugged.
“Lady, I’m just going in for one beer.”
“One beer becomes two,” the nun replied. “Two becomes a habit.”
The man smiled.
“Well, how do you know drinking is so bad if you’ve never tried it?”
The nun frowned.
“I have never touched alcohol in my life.”
“Then let me buy you one,” the man said. “Just a small drink. You might be surprised.”
The nun hesitated.
“Well…” she said quietly, “perhaps one glass would do no harm. But I don’t want people talking.”
“Fair enough,” the man said.
“And,” the nun added, “have the bartender put it in a coffee mug.”
The man walked into the bar and said,
“Can I get a whiskey in a coffee mug?”
The bartender rolled his eyes and sighed.
“Let me guess…” he said.
“That d*mn nun is outside again?” 😄
