A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly.
She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing n*ked by the door.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re n*ked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my Love Dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love Dress? But you’re n*ked!”
“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy, and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.” The mother-in-law, tired of all this romantic talk, left.
On the way home, she thought about the Love Dress. When she got home, she got undr*ss*d, showered, put on her best perfume, and waited by the front door.
Finally, her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing n*ked by the door.
“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.
“This is my Love Dress,” she replied.
“Needs ironing,” he said.
