A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident.
Police Officer: So, how did you k*ll 59 people?
Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed.
Police Officer: And?
Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either h*tting the two men, or the wedding party.
Police Officer: You h*t the two men, of course!
Taxi Driver: Exactly! We think alike! Problem was, after h*tting one of the men, the other escaped to the wedding party, so I went after him.
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“Everyone, the brakes are gone! We are going to crash over the cliff, please pray!”
All the nuns on the bus panicked, crying and praying out loud. Just then, an old nun sitting in the front row jumped up, rushed to the driver’s side, grabbed the emergency brake, and turned the steering wheel, safely crashing the bus into a thick bush.
Everyone survived by a miracle. Another nun, having caught her breath, ran over to hug the old nun:
“Oh Sister, you were so brave and wise! God gave you strength!”
The old nun wiped the sweat from her forehead, panting:
“God my foot! Before I entered the convent, I was a container truck driver for 15 years! You all kept telling me to sit still and pray, I almost forgot my old job!”
