A woman wants to buy a pet for her husband.
She goes to the pet shop, but she finds the prices very high.
When she asks the owner about cheap animals, he offers her a frog for 25 euros.
She wondered why this animal was so expensive. He explained to her that it was a very special frog. It could blow!
She doesn’t hesitate long and buys the frog, with the thought in the back of her mind that she won’t have to do it herself anymore.
She hands the frog to her husband. He is very skeptical, but he wants to try it out tonight.
The woman wakes up in the middle of the night to the sound of clattering pots and pans in the kitchen. When she goes into the kitchen, she sees her husband and the frog poring over the cookbook.
“Why are you browsing through two cookbooks at this hour?” she asks.
Her husband looks up at her and says: “As soon as the frog can cook, you’re out.”
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An elderly couple d*es in a car @ccident. They arrive directly in Heaven and are given a tour by St. Peter himself. “Look,” he says, “there’s the villa where you’ll be staying, complete with a tennis court and swimming pool.
The leisure center is just a few streets away, and there are also several golf courses. If you get thirsty or hungry, you can visit one of the pubs or restaurants nearby. Everything is free, and you’ll be very happy here.” With that, St. Peter smiles and takes his leave.
The man turned to his wife and said: Really, Alice! If you hadn’t insisted so much on that awful whole-grain muesli and skim milk, we could have lived here for fifteen years already!
