An 88-year-old man walked into his doctor’s office grinning from ear to ear.
“Doctor,” he announced proudly, “my 18-year-old wife is pregnant… and the baby is mine!”
The doctor slowly took off his glasses, leaned back in his chair, and said,
“Sir… that reminds me of a story.”
The old man puffed up proudly.
“Go on.”
“There was once a famous hunter,” the doctor began. “Best marksman in the country. Never missed a sh*t in his life.”
The old man nodded with interest.
“One morning, he rushed out of the house in a hurry to h*nt bears. Deep in the woods, a massive grizzly suddenly charged at him.”
The doctor paused dramatically.
“The hunter quickly grabbed his w*apon, aimed, and f*red.”
“What happened?” the old man asked.
“The bear dropped d*ad instantly.”
“Well that sounds normal enough,” the old man shrugged.
“Except…” said the doctor,
“the hunter later realized he’d accidentally brought his umbrella instead of his rifle.”
The old man frowned.
“That’s ridiculous! If the bear got sh*t, somebody else must’ve fired the bullet!”
The doctor smiled gently and put his glasses back on.
“Exactly.” 😄
