She Thought They Were Examining Her…
In the hospital, a pretty young woman waits on her gurney in the hallway to be taken to the operating room. She is somewhat nervous, especially as time passes and nothing happens.
A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts the cloth covering her, and looks at her n@ked b0dy. Then he covers her again, goes to some other men in white coats, and discusses something with them.
Shortly afterwards, a second man in a white coat arrives, also lifts the cloth, looks at it thoroughly – and leaves again.
When a third man in a white coat finally appears, lifts the cloth and examines her closely, the young woman loses her patience:
“All these tests are all well and good… but when are you finally going to operate on me?”
The man in the white coat shrugs:
“No idea… we’re just painting the hallway here!”
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This morning I’m taking my 85-year-old grandfather to his annual health check-up with the doctor.
After the examination, the doctor says:
“Everything’s fine! Nothing will happen to you that quickly.”
My grandfather answers:
“Doctor, I have a question. When I was 25, I woke up in the morning with an er*ction… hard as a ste-el p*pe. I couldn’t even bend it with both hands!”
“Yes,” says the doctor, “that’s normal at that age.”
“At 50, I could at least bend them with one hand.”
“That happens too,” says the doctor.
“And today,” the old man says proudly,
“I can bend them with just one finger!”
“Well,” the doctor replied, “that’s perfectly normal at your age.”
To which the grandfather replied:
“But Doctor… when will I finally stop getting stronger and stronger?”
