A nervous man sat down in the dentist’s chair, already looking terrified.
The female dentist picked up a numbing needle.
“Ready for a little injection?”
The man immediately panicked.
“No way! No needles! I absolutely hate needles!”
The dentist calmly put the needle away.
“Fine. How about laughing gas?”
She reached for the mask.
The man shook his head.
“Absolutely not! I can’t stand masks. I feel like I can’t breathe!”
The dentist sighed.
“Okay. How about a pill?”
The man instantly relaxed.
“A pill? No problem! I’m perfectly fine with pills.”
A few moments later, the dentist returned with a small tablet.
“Here you go.”
The man looked at it.
“Wait… is that Viagra?”
“Yes.”
He stared at her in disbelief.
“Viagra? I thought you said it was a pill for the pain!”
The dentist smiled.
“It isn’t.”
The man looked even more confused.
“Then why are you giving me Viagra?”
The dentist leaned closer and said:
“Because when I pull your tooth…”
“You’re going to need something to hold on to.”
