After 30 years of marriage, a wife decided to test her husband’s romantic skills.
She asked, “Honey, if you had to describe me in a few words, what would you say?”
He looked at her thoughtfully and replied,
“You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She smiled. “Oh, that sounds wonderful! What does it mean?”
He proudly explained,
“A — Adorable.
B — Beautiful.
C — Cute.
D — Delightful.
E — Elegant.
F — Fabulous.
G — Gorgeous.
H — Hot.”
Her face lit up.
“That’s so sweet! But what about I, J, and K?”
He grinned.
“I — I’m… J — Just… K — Kidding!”
The smile disappeared instantly.
Unfortunately, the husband’s attempt at comedy ended with a trip to the doctor.
The doctor later said he was optimistic about saving his eyesight…
And, more importantly, his future family plans!
