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The Cost of Greed

The Cost of Greed

A wealthy man was known for being extremely stingy.

On his deathbed, he called his wife over and said:

“Listen carefully. When I die, I want you to put all my money in the coffin with me. I want to take it with me to the afterlife.”

His wife, a kind and loyal woman, nodded.

“Alright… I promise.”

On the day of the funeral, just before the coffin was closed, the wife stepped forward and placed a small box inside.

A close friend standing nearby whispered in shock:

“Are you crazy?! Did you really put all that money in there with that miser?!”

The wife replied calmly:

“I made a promise. I’m a woman of my word.”

The friend stared at her:

“You mean… all of it? Every single dollar?”

The wife smiled softly and said:

“That’s right.”

She paused… then added:

“I gathered all his cash, deposited it into my bank account…
and wrote him a check.”

Another pause.

“If he can cash it in the afterlife… he’s welcome to spend it.” 😅