A man and woman met online and finally agreed to have dinner together.
The conversation was going great until the woman smiled and said,
“Before this goes any further, I’d like to see a copy of your bank statement… just to make sure I still like what I see.”
The man smiled, reached into his bag, pulled out a bathroom scale and a makeup wipe, and said,
“No problem.”
“But first, I’d like you to step on the scale… and remove your makeup.”
“I just want to make sure I still like what I see!”
