An 80-year-old woman walked into a doctor’s office looking completely frustrated.
“Doctor,” she sighed, “I’ve got a terrible itch down there.”
After a quick examination, the doctor nodded and said, “I’m afraid you have crabs.”
The old lady looked horrified.
“That’s impossible!” she protested. “I’m an 80-year-old virgin!”
The doctor raised an eyebrow, but she insisted he was wrong.
Still unconvinced, she visited a second doctor.
After another examination, he reached the same conclusion.
“It looks like crabs.”
“No way!” she replied. “I’ve never been with a man in my entire life!”
Now even more determined to prove everyone wrong, she went to a third doctor.
Before he could say a word, she declared,
“Doctor, don’t tell me it’s crabs. I’m an 80-year-old virgin, so that diagnosis just can’t be right!”
The doctor smiled and said, “Fair enough. Let’s have a proper look.”
A few moments later, he leaned back, adjusted his glasses, and said,
“Well, ma’am… you’re absolutely right.”
She smiled proudly.
“So it’s not crabs?”
“Nope.”
“What is it then?”
The doctor cleared his throat.
“At your age… that cherry isn’t attracting crabs anymore.”
“It’s attracting fruit flies.”
