“The Escape… and the Twist No One Saw Coming
A man escapes from pr*son where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and g*ns and finds a young couple in b*d.
He orders the guy out of b*d and t*es him to a chair, while t*ing the girl to the b*d he gets on top of her, k*ss*s her n*ck, then gets up and goes into the b*thr*om.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an *sc*ped c*nv*ct, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he k*ss*d your n*ck. If he wants s*x, don’t r*s*st, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. S*t*sfy him no matter how much he n*us*ates you. This guy is probably very d*ng*rous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t k*ss*ng my n*ck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was g*y, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the b*thr**m. Be strong honey. I love you too!”
