A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,

“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”

A voice from the back of the room called out,

“You need more ammo!!!”

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A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.

“Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?”

The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy.”

The woman says, “Well I think I’m a l*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether I’m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I’m a lsbian.”

The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him,

“Sir are you a real cowboy?”

To that the man replies, “Well I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l’m a I*sbian!”