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The Longest Call of Duty Promise Ever

The Longest Call of Duty Promise Ever

A college student was in his room one evening, wearing his headset and completely focused on an online game.

His mother knocked on the door.

“Honey, I’d like you to meet my new boyfriend.”

Without taking his eyes off the screen, he replied,

“I’m in the middle of a match. Could you just send him in here?”

A minute later, the man walked into the room with a friendly smile.

“Hey, champ! How’s it going?”

The young man barely glanced up.

The visitor chuckled.

“Not a fan of ‘champ,’ huh?”

Still no response.

He smiled again.

“How about… **BlueDragon72**?”

The student froze.

Slowly, he removed his headset and stared at the man.

“…I haven’t heard that username in years.”

A grin spread across the visitor’s face.

“You used to play Call of Duty, didn’t you?”

The young man nodded, still confused.

The man folded his arms, smiled proudly, and said,

Remember that Call of Duty match years ago?

I told you I’d bang your mom.

I always keep my promises.