A husband came home laughing and told his wife,
“I was chatting with the mailman today. He bragged that he’s been with every woman on this block… except for one.”
His wife immediately replied,
“Oh, I bet it’s Claire!”
The husband stared at her.
“Claire? Why would you say that?”
She shrugged casually.
“Because if he delivers mail to every house except hers…”
She paused dramatically.
“Something suspicious is definitely going on at that address!”
The husband blinked.
“So… you think the mailman has a secret?”
She smiled.
“No, honey. I think Claire has a very aggressive ‘No Junk Mail’ policy.”
