The Most Disrespectful Perfume Introduction Ever
A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me.
After some moments I dared to ask her: “Excuse me lady do you mind me please to ask you what is the name of this perfume and where did you buy it from? I want to buy one for my wife.”
The lady responded: “It is Chanel and from Paris.”
After about ten minutes later I felt a strong wind in my belly so I slowly blew it out.
Some seconds later she broke and said: “Offf… what is this smell my God”?
I said: “Gar lic and from Gilroy city in California.”
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One night, a wife comes home late from a night out with the girls.
She assumes her husband will already be in bed, so she quietly opens the door to their bedroom.
She’s sh0cked and enraged when she sees four feet instead of two, hanging off the end of the bed.
She was extremely angry and was about to call them up to talk. She went to the living room to relieve stress.
As she enters, she sees her husband sitting at the table, drinking a coffee and reading a magazine.
He looks up from his reading and says, “Hi, sweetheart, your parents have come to visit us,…”
“I let them stay in our bedroom,…”
“Did you say hello yet?”
