The Most Responsible Drunk Driver Ever 😂
A couple of nights ago, I went out with some friends for “just a few drinks.”
A few beers later, someone ordered margaritas… and after that, my memory started making business decisions without me.
Realizing I was definitely in no condition to drive, I decided to do the responsible thing for once in my life:
I took a taxi home.
Honestly, I was pretty proud of myself.
Sure enough, on the way back we came across a police checkpoint. But because it was a taxi, they waved us right through without even stopping us.
I made it home safely, parked outside, and went straight to bed.
No accident. No arrest. No drama.
Which was honestly shocking because…
I’ve never driven a taxi before, and I still have no idea where I got it. 😂
