A wife promised her husband she would be home from her girls’ night out by midnight sharp. However, thanks to half-price cocktails on ladies’ night, she completely lost track of time.
When she finally stumbled through the front door, it was already 3:00 AM. Right on cue, the living room cuckoo clock began to chime.
Thinking fast, the heavily intoxicated wife decided to mimic the bird and belt out nine extra “cuckoos” so her husband would think it was only midnight. Amazed by her own drunken genius, she slipped into bed feeling utterly victorious.
The next morning at breakfast, her husband looked at her sleepily and said, “Honey, we need to replace that cuckoo clock immediately.”
“Oh really?” she asked, putting on her best innocent face. “Why’s that?”
The husband sighed deeply and replied:
“Well, last night it went ‘cuckoo’ three times, yelled ‘Oh shit!’, went ‘cuckoo’ four more times, giggled hysterically, bumped into the drywall, went ‘cuckoo’ twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table with a massive fart.”
