A little boy named Lenny came bursting through the front door after school, absolutely beaming with pride.
“Mom! Dad!” he shouted at the top of his lungs. “The teacher asked the entire class a tough question today, and I was the absolute only one who knew the correct answer!”
His parents gasped, utterly thrilled to hear about their son’s sudden academic breakthrough.
“That’s amazing, Lenny!” his dad said, smiling from ear to ear. “We are so incredibly proud of you! So, tell us, what was the question?”
Sticking his chest out as far as it could go, Lenny replied triumphantly:
“Who farted?”
