The Taxi Driver Had ONE Very Practical Concern… 😂🚕
A clearly inebriated, stark n*ked, woman jumps into the back of a NYC taxi cab…
The old cab driver, opened his eyes wide & began to state at her but made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back & said ‘what’s wrong, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a n*ked woman before?”
The old cabbie says” let me tell you something lady, I wasn’t staring at you like you think. That wouldn’t be proper’
The woman giggled & responded “well, if you’re not staring at my b**bs or my b*tt, what are you doing then?”
He paused for a moment & said “well, Miss, I’m looking & I’m looking & I’m just trying to figure out where the hell you’re keeping the money to pay for this ride”
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A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.”
Inspector: “What is her height?”
Husband: “I never checked.”
Inspector: “Slim or healthy?”
Husband: “Not slim, she can be healthy.”
Inspector: “Colour of eyes.”
Husband: “Never noticed.”
Inspector: Colour of hair?”
Husband: “It changes according to season.”
Inspector: “What was she wearing?”
Husband: “Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.”
Inspector: “Was she driving?”
Husband: “Yes.”
Inspector: “Tell me the type and colour of the car?”
Husband: “A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions.
It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.”
Inspector: “Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!”
