The Teacher Really Should Have Let Him Finish
Biology lesson in primary school: Teacher: “What is green and jumps in the meadow?”
Little Fritz: “A frog!”
“It could also be a grasshopper. But what is brown and jumps through the forest?”
“A deer,” answers little Fritz. “But it could also be a stag!”
Little Fritz: “May I ask something too?”
“Yes,” says the teacher.
“What is hard and flexible when you put it in your mouth and soft and sticky when you take it out?”
The teacher gives Fritzchen a resounding slap.
Little Fritz: “Correct! – But it could also be chewing gum.”
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A man comes home from the doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live.
“How do you plan to spend the 12 hours?” his wife asks.
“Of course, with you in b*d,” the man says.
The two go to b*d and h@ve fun.
After six hours, his wife says: “I can’t go on any longer, let’s stop.”
“No,” says the man, “I want to continue.”
His wife says: “It’s easy for you to say, you don’t have to get up tomorrow!”
