One evening, I walked into the living room and found my wife lying on the floor…
Both legs stretched straight up toward the ceiling.
Completely confused, I asked,
“Sweetheart… why are you trying to kick the ceiling?”
Without missing a beat, she replied,
“You wouldn’t understand, babe.”
“It’s yoga.”
“This pose is called The Candle.”
I nodded thoughtfully…
Then, just as I was about to compliment her flexibility…
Pfffft!
A loud fart echoed through the room.
Trying not to laugh, I asked,
“Uh… does that happen in yoga too?”
She rolled her eyes and snapped,
“It’s a scented candle, you idiot!”
“Now go away before I light another one!” 😂
