This Couple Is Working On Their Wills

A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will.

The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated.

The man turns to his wife and says:

“Please promise me that if I am ever dependent only on machines and bottled fluids to keep me alive, you will take action and put an end to it right away.”

The wife replied: “Of course dear!”

So they finished their wiII, signed them, and went home.

When they got home the wife goes in the living room and unplugs the TV and takes her husband’s beer and pours it in the drain!

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An eight-year-old boy had never spoken a word.

One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said,

“The soup is cold.”

His astonished mother exclaimed,

“Son, I’ve waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven’t you spoken before?”

Johnny looked at her and replied,

“Up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”