Two old guys were wheeling their carts around Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other.
“Sorry about that,” said the first man. “I’m a little distracted. I’m looking for my wife.”
The second man chuckled, “That’s funny — I’m looking for mine too. Been wandering around and can’t find her anywhere.”
The first man nodded. “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The second man grinned. “She’s 27, tall, red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big smile… wearing short shorts.”
The first man thought for a second, then said,
“You know what… forget mine. Let’s focus on finding yours!” 
