“When He Bites the Wrong Person
A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.
Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep.
Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you.
Female mosquito: Sure love, go to sleep.
Male mosquito: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes.
Female mosquito: Hmmmmmm… ok, go to sleep…
Male mosquito: You don’t trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain….
Female mosquito: You idi*t go to sleep…
Male mosquito: Honey I’ll do anything for you.
Female mosquito: You silly @#$#@$.. how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician.😆
One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart…
… they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize – a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.
Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, “Great!, I love spaghetti!”
Billy Bob asked Bubba, “How ’bout you, how’s the toilet brush?”
“Not so good,” replied Bubba,
“I reckon I’m gonna switch back to paper.”
