A woman was lecturing a man at a bar about his beer habit.
“Do you drink beer?”
“Yes.”
“How many beers do you drink every day?”
“About three.”
“And how much do you pay for each beer?”
“About $5, including the tip.”
She nodded seriously.
“And how long have you been drinking like this?”
“About 20 years.”
She quickly pulled out her calculator.
“Three beers a day at $5 each… that’s roughly $450 a month, or $5,400 a year.”
She paused dramatically.
“In 20 years, that’s about $108,000!”
The man nodded.
“Sounds about right.”
The woman smiled proudly.
“Do you realize that if you had invested all that money instead, you could probably have enough to buy a plane by now?”
The man looked at her.
“Really?”
“Absolutely!”
He thought for a moment, then calmly asked,
“Do you drink beer?”
“No.”
He smiled.
“Then where’s your plane?”
The woman suddenly became very interested in her calculator.
