Two blondes went on an outdoor adventure weekend in the countryside and ended up hopelessly lost during a hunting expedition. With no cell phone service and no one answering their shouts, they sat down in despair to figure out a plan.
Suddenly, one of them remembered the safety briefing. “Hey, didn’t the guide say that if we got lost, we should shoot into the air to signal for help?”
“You’re totally right!” the other replied, quickly grabbing their gear bag.
Nearly three hours and ten shots later, the woods remained dead silent, and nobody had come to their rescue.
“Do you think anyone is ever going to find us?” the first blonde asked dejectedly.
The second blonde sighed heavily, peering into the bag, and said:
“I really hope so… because we’re almost out of arrows.”
