Little Johnny looked up at his dad and asked, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?”
In the kitchen, his mom stopped cooking and quietly listened in to hear her husband’s response.
“Because it makes grown-ups happy,” the father replied smoothly.
“I want to be happy too!” Johnny said.
“Well, you’ll just have to wait until you’re a grown-up.”
“But who will exercise with me when I grow up?” Johnny pressed.
“Hopefully,” the dad smiled, “when you get married, it will be your wife.”
Johnny frowned. “But Dad, how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?”
The wife rushed out of the kitchen. The ambulance arrived ten minutes later.
