A cowboy walked into a bar and sat next to a beautiful woman. After a quick glance in her direction, he looked down and stared intensely at his watch.
Noticing this, the woman smiled and asked, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” the cowboy replied. “I just got this new high-tech watch. It uses advanced alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically.”
Intrigued, the woman leaned in. “Oh yeah? What is it telling you right now?”
“Well,” the cowboy said smoothly, “it says you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman giggled and shook her head. “Your gadget must be broken, because I definitely am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiled, tapped the glass face of his watch, and said, “Ah, damn thing is running an hour fast.”
