The bartender suddenly realized the old man wasn’t joking…
An 82-year-old man walks into a crowded pub in Dublin and slowly makes his way to the bar.
He leans toward the bartender and quietly says:
“I need you to do me a favor.”
The bartender asks, “What kind of favor?”
The old man points toward a woman sitting by the window and whispers:
“I’ve been married to that woman for 60 years… and tonight I’d like you to tell her I still look 35.”
The bartender laughs and says:
“Sir… I can do that.”
So he walks over to the woman and says:
“Excuse me, ma’am. Your husband asked me to tell you he still looks 35.”
The woman takes one long look at her husband and replies:
“At his age, he should be happy if he still LOOKS ALIVE.”
