A girl was explaining the directions to her apartment over the phone to her new boyfriend.
“Okay, listen carefully,” she said. “When you walk into the lobby, you’ll see the elevator on your left. Once you’re inside, use your elbow to press the button for the ninth floor. When you get out, our apartment is the second door on the right. Just use your elbow again to ring the doorbell, and I’ll open it right up for you.”
The boyfriend paused, completely baffled. “But sweetheart… why on earth would I use my elbows? Wouldn’t it be much easier to just use my fingers?”
The girl gasped in sheer disappointment.
“Oh my gosh… do you mean to tell me you’re coming over empty-handed?”
